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How many politics-related tweets have you seen today? I’m guessing not zero, unless you stayed off “X” altogether. Sometimes it feels like we can’t scroll through social streets without bumping into a post from a politician, or coming across someone’s hot take on what Donald Trump, Joe Biden and the rest of the club could have, should have, or would done better. It can all get a bit draining. But thankfully there is a place where all political talk is banned. We kid you not...
NonPoliticalTwitter is "Twitter without the politics." And has more than 544,000 members seeking a break from reality. These guys are actually pretty hilarious too. The page is a wall of random, funny, and sometimes relatable tweets. All geared towards helping you and I escape the stress of the world around us. Bored Panda has put together a list of our personal favorites. Let us know yours by hitting the "upvote" button.
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#1
This Could Be An Interesting Sequel
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#2
That Will Never Work In A Million Years
#5
10/10 Life, No Notes, Legend
#6
Mac And Cheese
#7
No Isle Camping Allowed
Wendy Miller 4 weeks ago
I had the rarest encounter on Friday. I was shopping in my local Kroger and turned down an aisle where a woman and her daughter where looking at items on the shelf. Without missing a beat, both moved out of my way without me having to ask. Which blew my mind. It was honestly the most refreshing thing I've encountered in a long while. I thanked them profusely because that's the type of behavior that should be over the top acknowledged!
#9
Thank You For Not Siccing Him On Me
#10
Polite But Firm
#11
What Better Place Than Here, What Better Time Than Now?
#12
Couldnt Agree More
#13
I’m Listening…
detective miller's hat 4 weeks ago
Domestication of cats--Cat: "Hey I live here now." Human: "...wat" Cat: "feed me b!tch, and rub my ears."
#14
Just Walking In The Mall
Huddo's sister 1 month ago
When my sister was 12, I was 21, so I got the job of chaperoning when she went shopping with her friends. She only agreed because at least I was closer to her age. Good thing too, because the first time she went without a chaperone her friend shoplifted and they had to get picked up by parents.
#15
Change Name, Move To Different Planet
Geoffrey Scott 4 weeks ago
"Thank you all for passing the obeying orders test. You are free to go".
#16
Good For Them
#17
Good Brother
#18
This Is The Right Quote Though
#19
Yeah
#21
This Should Have Been A Rule Like Since The Beginning??
Gingersnap In Iowa 4 weeks ago
This makes sense when you think about some of the best picture winners and the films they beat.
#22
Every Damn Time
#23
Trained To Attack
#24
Playing By Their Rules
#25
"Anonymous"
#26
The "Cloud" Is Just Somebody Else's Computer
Igor914624 4 weeks ago
1960s/1970s Computers are big, expensive things. You have to timeshare them with other people and pay for the time you use. You own nothing, you just rent it by the month. 1980s/2010 You own the computer and all the software. It is relatively inexpensive. 2015 Computers are now in the cloud. The cloud is a big, expensive thing. You have to timeshare the cloud with other people and pay for the time you use. You own nothing, you just rent it by the month. The people running the software companies realized that we could buy the software, and keep running it far longer than they wanted. So they force us into the "cloud", telling us how much better it is. But now we can't buy the software, we can only rent it. Whomever though of it is making big bucks off that idea.
#27
On This Day Six Years Ago, A Twitter User Celebrated Their Nasa Internship With Profanity
#28
It Comes In Pounds?
nottheactualphoto 1 month ago
Legend. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/one-pound-of-mofeen/
#29
Marathons
#30
Only Reserved For The Worst
#32
Asian Soup Spoons Are Souperior
#33
Sweet Child O’ Mines
General Anaesthesia 1 month ago
Kids are getting their wishes, now that many US states are loosening child labour laws.
#34
Agreed
#35
I Have No Words
#36
How Dare They
#37
Some Looney Tunes Shenanigans LOL
#38
Moonshine?
#39
As It Should Be
#40
Everything You Need To Know
#41
Oh No
#42
Street Rat vs. Spoiled Mouse
Fellfromthemoon 4 weeks ago
Stuart supposed to be a mouse, weighing about 25 grams. Rémy is a young adult rat, weighing 200-300 grams. That is minimum eight times bigger.
#44
Thank God For Digital
moggie63 4 weeks ago (edited)
You have to watch Dave Allen explaining it as if to a child. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DnrlIP6ybUPU&ved=2ahUKEwiN7pSChrCNAxVBV0EAHbqXMHIQwqsBegQIEhAE&usg=AOvVaw0QHWk79vODRsIoo8i3a7xe
#45
Mine. Mine! Mine
#46
Woah There, Big Word I Wasn't Prepared For
#47
He Should've Stayed Home
#48
Christmas Movie Logic
Robert Beveridge 4 weeks ago
I'm sorry to inform you that the world outside the Hallmark Channel is NOT what you are prepared for.
#49
I Still Randomly Quote Her. One Of The Best Mockumentary Of All Time
HangryHangryHippo 1 month ago
I love her! Diane Morgan is a treasure! Ps: for those who don't know who she is, lookup "Philomena Cunk". Her mockumentaries are 😙🤌
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