49 Sarcastic Memes To Laugh At When Everything Around You Tickles Your Nerves, As Shared On This Instagram Account

I can honestly say THIS has NEVER happened to me.

Who wants to tell her?

Which is why I always start by attaching files, then write the email (incl. "I attached the following files" and the titles of them), and then I write the email add to send it to. This way I don't forget to add files, I make sure the person receiving the email knows what attachments to expect (just in case I somehow forget one anyway), and I do not accidently send an unfinished email if I only add the address as the last thing.

No thanks. The amount of meds I needed to keep my brain semi functional in teens and 20s is a lot

Our father gave away my brother's Thunderbirds toys. Still salty about that.

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I hope they are micro sized humans otherwise that could be a cateratastrophe? 🐛🦋🤔👥🤯

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Literally, she just did this to me. She was like "...Annnd okay b*tch, we're done here. Gtfoh!" P.S.- 'She'- is my 3 year old half Siamese but looks more Tabby kitty named Toto (Tokabe)

Literally said “I just want to be happy” when asked what I was looking for in a job interview recently. Didn’t get the job. Guess they know they are a horrible place to work.

I'm still struggling to comprehend how childlike my elderly parents have become and that I am now the adult who should have answers for all the problems 💩🤯

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But not with Charlie Sheen. I feel like that would be fun for a few minutes and then suuuuuuuper terrifying.

When I was a kid, the internet didn't exist, and when CDs became popular, it was a rare thing for a band to have the lyrics to their songs listed out in the insert in the CD's case. Sometimes I look up a few of my favorite old songs on YouTube and find videos where people have the lyrics on the video as the song plays... let's just say that I was very, VERY wrong about the lyrics to some of them XD

This is too real. It's like they think I've wasted my life, despite my degree and amazing job

They don't use 'any key' anymore because people could not find a key with 'any' on it. True story...

From his expression, it seems the lad DID learn something from that expensive education!

You should always ask experts

Naaahh... that bag is filled with journal articles and scholary ebooks I want to read. Someday. Perhaps after I read all my physical books and journals. Some day. May be or won't be soon.

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When you have giant ears that are easy to make fun of, it's easy to accept your nose

And if she says 'I just think it's funny how...', don't be fooled. She doesn't think it's funny at all.

“It’s so fluffy!” Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Educationally, I'm at a place where I know how 'financially' is spelt.

I have a degree in English/Creative Writing. I know many fancy and esoteric words. I have no effing clue how to pronounce most of them, because I learned them via reading books XD But this is so true for me - despite my major/degree, I no talk gud English. XD Fortunately I'm also a lifelong "class clown", so I am excellent at making self-deprecating jokes about my inability to speak English. However, that only applies IRL/in person - all bets are off re: phonecalls. I'm terrified of phonecalls. I know I'll say something like "purple monkey dishwasher" when I want to say "I would like to make a checkup appointment for my cat." And for some reason, I am unable to joke about it over the phone. I do not understand this phonecall issue that I have XD Send help!

Nah, we gossiping about your lying a*s

He would've made a pithy new word, not all that word salad! Edit to fix autowrong

The messed up part is Tom is rolling that dough with the intent of baking the duckling inside in order to eat him. The duckling is too naive to realize that he is in danger.

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"No, it's $5,000 in CASH, just to talk to me so fork it over."

Hilarious(?) story - my ex (whom I finally escaped from after 24 years of crappy relationship) was my second boyfriend. (We met when I was 18 and he was 19.) I am the first - and only - girlfriend he has ever had. I honestly want him to be happy and find someone that is more in alignment with his issues - ahem, I mean, his values - and that is absolutely NOT me. I'm a lifelong Marvel/X-Men fan (read the comics and watched the ancient cartoon as a kid.) My ex is not a comics fan - FAR too childish, in his opinion. However, he still wants to reconcile our relationship and "get back together". Should I tell him that he needs to embrace being an X-Man before I'll even consider it? XD (spoiler: I wouldn't consider it even if he agreed - he is massively controlling and was mentally/verbally abúsive the entire relationship. But it WOULD be funny to tell him that that is my condition for considering reconciliation... XD )

In Alabama, yes please.

Now it's a power play of who shows respect first. No blinking. (I personally go with respect others UNTIL they prove you shouldn't)

Omg. Trees have LEAVES?

That IS stuff you have to do!

Mr. Potatohead

I screenshot my sister's text messages to me, because she CONSTANTLY will tell me something (or ask me something) and then get p!ssed off at me the next day because she thinks I didn't do what she asked/etc. I will then literally send her the screenshot via text and say (as an example) "No, you DIDN'T ask me to take the trash cans out; in fact you specifically told me to leave them until tomorrow." She will then flail about in the most ludicrous manner: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!" XD BTW, she's 49 years old. I cannot even.

My husband is 5 weeks older than me. I don't let him forget it 😂

Is that a US Defense Secretary seal on the wall?

Not the schools' job. You don't go to the dentist when you need a haircut, either.

Sounds like my big brother, “Of course you’re entitled to your opinion, but you’re wrong”.