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Esme Weatherwax

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Esme Weatherwax • commented on 5 posts 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, Jam, Or Cream First?

I agree. No need for other posts

Hey Pandas, If You Could Change One Thing In The Past, What Would It Be? (Closed)

But why only stop that specific trade - if they wanted to go back to stop slavey why not all slavery?

Hey Pandas, Jam, Or Cream First?

I agree. No need for other posts

Hey Pandas, If You Could Change One Thing In The Past, What Would It Be? (Closed)

But why only stop that specific trade - if they wanted to go back to stop slavey why not all slavery?

Hey Pandas, If You Could Change One Thing In The Past, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Europeans didn't invent slavery. Slavery was in place for thousands of years before and happened across the entire globe. White Europeans were taken as slaves by the Arabian countries long before Columbus landed in America. The word slave comes from Slav - Eastern European people that were enslaved before the transatlantic slave trade. If you want to go back in time to stop slavery the you need to go way back

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Greetings Gytha

This Instagram Account Shares Memes That Are Just The Right Amount Of Funny (50 Pics)

Gytha's drawers always were her biggest problem

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Esme Weatherwax • upvoted 35 items 10 months ago

Jam Or Cream First??

Jam then cream. No discussion needed

50 Curiosity-Inducing Historical Photographs (Best Of All Time)

Welcome to your first day on the internet 🤗!

Jam Or Cream First??

Jam then cream. No discussion needed

50 Funny Examples Of Pareidolia That Prove Our Brains Will Truly Come Up With Anything (New Pics)

Yes, and it's an apostrophe not a hyphen.

50 Funny Examples Of Pareidolia That Prove Our Brains Will Truly Come Up With Anything (New Pics)

Not with a username like that you're not.

50 Funny Examples Of Pareidolia That Prove Our Brains Will Truly Come Up With Anything (New Pics)

That one word that tells you he's Scottish 😅

50 Funny Examples Of Pareidolia That Prove Our Brains Will Truly Come Up With Anything (New Pics)

You know the starlings did that intentionally.

30 Famous Paintings And Their Real-Life Locations By ‘The Cultural Tutor’

Someone doesn't understand art vs reality. Wait till you find out about Picasso.

30 Famous Paintings And Their Real-Life Locations By ‘The Cultural Tutor’

It's not supposed to compare whether it's accurate or not (I doubt with Van Gogh's style, for instance, that nobody expects it to look the same irl). It's simply to let people know "here's what you fell in love with, and here's how it looks today irl".

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today

Seems legit.

“He Out-Stalked My Stalker”: 42 Of The Creepiest Things People’s Spouses Have Ever Done

Don’t let the clowns get her ice cream

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Bring your son up to be a decent person and he will never be lonely.

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

God, I f*****g wish.

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Once again...The Flat Earth Society announced it has members all over the globe.

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Actually, it is officially classified as *checks "book of stupid things" * *ahem* "B******t disguised as fact"

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Sadly they tend to be the ones that breed the most.

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

They become politicians

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Of course. Because then the priests miss out.

30 ‘Open Secrets’ That Don’t Have A Documentary About Them Yet

Mandatory *what* system?

50 Remarkable Photos Of People Experiencing Unbelievable Luck

serial killers trophy stash. . .

Galdor's Guild Mimic Dice Chest: Because Your Dice Deserve A Home As Epic As Your Adventures

50 Times People Got Into The DIY Spirit But Failed At The Execution Miserably (Best Of All Time)

It's all fun and games until it starts to leak.

50 Times People Got Into The DIY Spirit But Failed At The Execution Miserably (Best Of All Time)

A lot of family trees have started in the backs of cars.

Hey Pandas, If You Could Change One Thing In The Past, What Would It Be?

That when the Europeans first visited Africa, they met them with open arms and didn't see them as savages and inferior, but as people, human beings and thus, slavery never became a thing. Which also prevented racism now.

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I've been donating hair to Locks of Love for 35 years. So far, every time my hair has been found at crime scene the jury has found reasonable doubt.

Hey Pandas, If You Could Change One Thing In The Past, What Would It Be?

I'd prevent Roman Emporer Theodosius from declaring christianity to be the official religion of the roman empire.

Hey Pandas, If You Could Change One Thing In The Past, What Would It Be? (Closed)

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

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Lol

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Snort-laugh!

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I was thinking but that's not a picture of a grandma...

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GNU PTerry.

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Too late, the whole world is making fun of it already

Groovy Vibes: 30 Fun And Funky Pictures Of Vintage Bathroom Aesthetics To Take You Back In Time

Why did my brain go "of course, a footballer over the bath" like it made sense?!

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Anoia. If you know, you know.

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Esme Weatherwax • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Share Some Good News From Your Local Area (Closed)

Esme Weatherwax • submitted 2 list additions 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Stunning Photo You've Ever Taken? (Closed)

Esme Weatherwax • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Share Your Christmas Trees (Closed)

What Is Your Opinions About People From The South?

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Something You Saw While Driving That May Give Us A Laugh (Closed)

Esme Weatherwax • submitted 15 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share Something You Made That You Want To Get A Brutally Honest Opinion About (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Artistic Creations! Any Medium

Hey Pandas, Post Your Favorite Scenic Picture You’ve Taken

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Number 1 Tip For Avoiding Awkward Situations? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are You Reading Right Now?

Hey Pandas, What Your Worst Insult

Hey, Pandas? Now That We Are In A 'Post-Covid' New Year, What Vacation Plans Are You Making?

Hey Panda S,share Chaotic Photos Of Your Cat/Dog/Parrot/Dragon Ext.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your New Year's Tradition? (Closed)

Hey Panda’s Post The Funniest Picture Of Your Pet

Hey Pandas, How Did Your Significant Other Propose To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Art!

Hey Pandas, What Were Your Favourite Children’s TV Shows As A Kid?

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Best Creation!

Esme Weatherwax • commented on 20 posts 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, Jam, Or Cream First?

I agree. No need for other posts

Hey Pandas, If You Could Change One Thing In The Past, What Would It Be? (Closed)

But why only stop that specific trade - if they wanted to go back to stop slavey why not all slavery?

Hey Pandas, If You Could Change One Thing In The Past, What Would It Be? (Closed)

This Instagram Account Shares Memes That Are Just The Right Amount Of Funny (50 Pics)

Greetings Gytha

This Instagram Account Shares Memes That Are Just The Right Amount Of Funny (50 Pics)

Gytha's drawers always were her biggest problem

30 Creepy Dolls That Might Give You Nightmares

It just needs to be a clown ventriloquist dummy for it to be the nopiest of all nopes

30 Creepy Dolls That Might Give You Nightmares

Mixed race baby from Gollum and a house elf or should it be mixed species

50 Memes That New Moms And Dads Might Find Incredibly Relatable

A disapproving noodle

50 Memes That New Moms And Dads Might Find Incredibly Relatable

But this gets better in their 30s

50 Memes That New Moms And Dads Might Find Incredibly Relatable

I used to leak when the cats meowed which was a problem with 4 cats - sorry boy I'm right out of milk blame the cats

50 Memes That New Moms And Dads Might Find Incredibly Relatable

But did you remember to pack the baby?

50 Memes That New Moms And Dads Might Find Incredibly Relatable

With some babies it's difficult to find the words - if at all loss and not wanting to lie to new parents, a good fallback 'oh look at all that hair' or 'oh what tiny/big hands/feet' but never nose or anything thing else

50 Memes That New Moms And Dads Might Find Incredibly Relatable

Not so you'd notice - let's try everything we can reach.

Here Are 50 Of The Best Tweets That Made People Laugh This June

Get your mind out of the gutter

Here Are 50 Of The Best Tweets That Made People Laugh This June

Here's a phrase for you to use, using you favourite word - Ich hoffe, dein nächster scheiße ist ein Igel

Here Are 50 Of The Best Tweets That Made People Laugh This June

Yes!

Here Are 50 Of The Best Tweets That Made People Laugh This June

Made me laugh

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Love this - May steal the idea

50 Creative And Cool Crochet Pieces People Shared Online (New Pics)

Reminiscent of Rennie MacKintosh.

50 Creative And Cool Crochet Pieces People Shared Online (New Pics)

Beautiful. What talent

Esme Weatherwax • upvoted 20 items 10 months ago

Jam Or Cream First??

Jam then cream. No discussion needed

50 Curiosity-Inducing Historical Photographs (Best Of All Time)

I'm seeing Bernard Breslaw from the Carry Ons

50 Curiosity-Inducing Historical Photographs (Best Of All Time)

Welcome to your first day on the internet 🤗!

50 Pics That Reveal The Drama That Happens Between Siblings

is it just me, or does anyone else think that gumdrops don't belong in icecream?

50 Funny Examples Of Pareidolia That Prove Our Brains Will Truly Come Up With Anything (New Pics)

Yes, and it's an apostrophe not a hyphen.

50 Funny Examples Of Pareidolia That Prove Our Brains Will Truly Come Up With Anything (New Pics)

That one word that tells you he's Scottish 😅

50 Funny Examples Of Pareidolia That Prove Our Brains Will Truly Come Up With Anything (New Pics)

Not with a username like that you're not.

50 Funny Examples Of Pareidolia That Prove Our Brains Will Truly Come Up With Anything (New Pics)

You know the starlings did that intentionally.

30 Famous Paintings And Their Real-Life Locations By ‘The Cultural Tutor’

Someone doesn't understand art vs reality. Wait till you find out about Picasso.

30 Famous Paintings And Their Real-Life Locations By ‘The Cultural Tutor’

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today

Seems legit.

“He Out-Stalked My Stalker”: 42 Of The Creepiest Things People’s Spouses Have Ever Done

Don’t let the clowns get her ice cream

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Sadly they tend to be the ones that breed the most.

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Of course. Because then the priests miss out.

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Actually, it is officially classified as *checks "book of stupid things" * *ahem* "B******t disguised as fact"

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

God, I f*****g wish.

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Once again...The Flat Earth Society announced it has members all over the globe.

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Bring your son up to be a decent person and he will never be lonely.

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

They become politicians

50 Remarkable Photos Of People Experiencing Unbelievable Luck

serial killers trophy stash. . .

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