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Grandma, retired information security professional. I garden, make really bad puns, snort when I laugh really hard and enjoy BP because it's pretty funny and BPs are generally pretty kind.

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A girl • commented on 13 posts 1 hour ago

"Evil" Woman Faces Prison Time For Torturing Animals On Camera For Social Media Likes

Dead on L. I forgot the term Snuff film. That's exactly what that us

Doctor On Vacation With Husband After He Left Toddler To Pass In Hot Car While He Played Video Game

BP. You're breaking my heart. Stop these articles. Make me laugh. Do not make me wish some people didn't exist.

"Evil" Woman Faces Prison Time For Torturing Animals On Camera For Social Media Likes

Dead on L. I forgot the term Snuff film. That's exactly what that us

Doctor On Vacation With Husband After He Left Toddler To Pass In Hot Car While He Played Video Game

BP. You're breaking my heart. Stop these articles. Make me laugh. Do not make me wish some people didn't exist.

"Gross" Social Media Trend Capitalizing On Down Syndrome For Adult Content Faces Backlash

I'd upvote you but the topic is so heinous, all I can do us make "that face" and hope it doesn't freeze that way. Farging monster people. T, you're absolutely right. Why would anyone do this?

"Gross" Social Media Trend Capitalizing On Down Syndrome For Adult Content Faces Backlash

I learn things on BP that make me so sad. This is one of those things.

"Evil" Woman Faces Prison Time For Torturing Animals On Camera For Social Media Likes

Let me first say I eat meat. I know the process by which this meat gets to me. It's not pretty and I'm not proud of it. I definitely don't want to watch a food p o r n video about iit. What sick f*****k films this for anything other than documenting it's messed up. For likes? For fame? Aaaaahhhhh

41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

Careless whisper is gold. You do that one at the grocery store and then walk away from your partner leaving them to accept the blame. Extra points if you ate pork the night before.

Netizens Discuss Their 30 Unique Body Features, From Beaded Hair To Having 6 Wisdom Teeth

During peri menopause, my sweat made colors bleed. I had a human size white spot on my green sheets. I'm better now

"It Was Horrific": 20 Examples Of Incredibly Unhealthy Things Folks Have Seen Other People Do

Ick. I had a friend that did that

Girlfriend Fakes Strawberry Allergy, Guy Finds Out It Was Just Preference And Is Beyond Livid

Allergies are real and incremental. I'm somewhat allergic to my dog. Gummy eyes, morning hacks. Tolerable. Massively allergic to penicillin. And it's easy. It makes me hurl and gives me hives. My FIL went into shock over an unknown substance and almost di e d. Don't tinker with people's allergies

Trad-Wife Influencer Leaves Piers Morgan Stunned With Her Defense Of Racist White Mom

Who calls a little kid a name? Any name. T w a t. She's old enough to be called a name

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A girl • upvoted 9 items 1 hour ago

Doctor On Vacation With Husband After He Left Toddler To Pass In Hot Car While He Played Video Game

I'm sorry, Lee! ::does the Homer Simpson "fade into the hedges" so Lee can get the next one:: XD

Doctor On Vacation With Husband After He Left Toddler To Pass In Hot Car While He Played Video Game

You see the Panda logo on the upper left of b's home page? Click the three white lines find "Contact us" They don't always read what's posted.

Doctor On Vacation With Husband After He Left Toddler To Pass In Hot Car While He Played Video Game

I'm sorry, Lee! ::does the Homer Simpson "fade into the hedges" so Lee can get the next one:: XD

Doctor On Vacation With Husband After He Left Toddler To Pass In Hot Car While He Played Video Game

You see the Panda logo on the upper left of b's home page? Click the three white lines find "Contact us" They don't always read what's posted.

"Evil" Woman Faces Prison Time For Torturing Animals On Camera For Social Media Likes

That was my thought as well. I eat meat, I know how animals are traditionally slaughtered in order to provide said meat. I also have no issue with other cultures consuming the meat of other "non-traditional" (to me) animals such as frogs and pigeons. However, those animals should still be humanely slaughtered, and even if the person intending to consume them slaughters the animal themselves (one of my cousins does this - she raises a pig or two and humanely slaughters and butchers it herself when the time comes), WTF is with FILMING the process and posting it online?! That isn't "trying to educate others on your culture/cultural foods", that's just a snuff film and is horrifying. Plus, it sounds like she definitely wasn't humanely slaughtering these poor animals.

41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

Navy Seal, butt barker, careless whisper

41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

Right there with you

41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

Can you please publish the list, the Costa Fart Chart

41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

I farted in the shower the other day and almost passed out. I had to open the shower curtain and hang my head out.

41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

Corn kernels. How? I don't remember having corn recently... And I chew my food, Dag Nabbit! Where are these whole kernels coming from?

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

Me and my husband are your match. I do not like riced soupy potatoes, he isn't a fan of masher mashed. We alternate, too.

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A girl • commented on 14 posts 1 day ago

Trad-Wife Influencer Leaves Piers Morgan Stunned With Her Defense Of Racist White Mom

This woman earned money to b a d bag. How horrible are you to call a KID a name?

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

I'll poach a chicken breast, in white wine, but beef is sacred. Trial by fire just until it stops mooing

Trad-Wife Influencer Leaves Piers Morgan Stunned With Her Defense Of Racist White Mom

This woman earned money to b a d bag. How horrible are you to call a KID a name?

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

I'll poach a chicken breast, in white wine, but beef is sacred. Trial by fire just until it stops mooing

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

These people become moms and dads. I'm so sorry.

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

The sourdough experiments of 2010. 30 bricks until the perfect loaf

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

Just waive the vermouth near it. No need for contact. 3 olives please

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

Cream in coffee is when you don't have good coffee. Looking at you St@rbucks

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

No fight. We eat a lot of wild rice. Rock/pebbles are a thing. Basmati, no rinse needed.

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

Has he had therapy? A steak is a terrible thing to waste. That being said, both me and my SO agree our mom's tended to cook meat until it had no flavor, rubbery texture, and the appearance of shoe leather. Looking at you turkey that was so dry one thanksgiving I pulled out a pack iof cigarette rolling papers and asked my brother if he'd rather smoke it

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

Heathens

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

My Mom had her Mom's cast iron skillet. Thing was epically seasoned. My ex was helping with dish washing and used STEEL WOOL on it. He's lucky he didn't get the pan upside his head. I coveted that pan but finally bought one at 45yo because it seemed morbid to be waiting for her to pass so I could inherit it. My brother has it now. XO

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

My husband does not understand this tool. I do not understand paste whipped potatoes. We alternate. My way. His way. We agree to disagree

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

Been there. Yes, I store flour in the freezer

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

Even current day

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

Hear me out. I'm not a sifting advocate. My mom got a little lax in her later years. She insisted on sifting for Christmas cookies. The last Christmas we baked together, I sifted flour beetles. So, just saying, it has value. We got fresh flour. No extra, gnarly protein.

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A girl • upvoted 4 items 1 day ago

Girlfriend Fakes Strawberry Allergy, Guy Finds Out It Was Just Preference And Is Beyond Livid

I bet you meant, Purrfect world. :)

Girlfriend Fakes Strawberry Allergy, Guy Finds Out It Was Just Preference And Is Beyond Livid

My ex-SIL always said she hated cats because when she was a kid, she was playing with a cat, and another cat came up to them and attacked the first cat. They were fighting around her, and she caught a few scratches but was more scared than hurt. So, that's fair and understandable, but after she moved in with her daughter, her granddaughter tamed one of the barn cat kittens and it was toted around like a blankey or stuffie. She got to experience kittens growing up, and they won her over; now she has her own cat.

Girlfriend Fakes Strawberry Allergy, Guy Finds Out It Was Just Preference And Is Beyond Livid

I bet you meant, Purrfect world. :)

Girlfriend Fakes Strawberry Allergy, Guy Finds Out It Was Just Preference And Is Beyond Livid

Trad-Wife Influencer Leaves Piers Morgan Stunned With Her Defense Of Racist White Mom

With sh*t sauce.

Trad-Wife Influencer Leaves Piers Morgan Stunned With Her Defense Of Racist White Mom

she's not just despicable....she's GARBAGE.

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A girl • commented on 13 posts 1 hour ago

"Evil" Woman Faces Prison Time For Torturing Animals On Camera For Social Media Likes

Dead on L. I forgot the term Snuff film. That's exactly what that us

Doctor On Vacation With Husband After He Left Toddler To Pass In Hot Car While He Played Video Game

BP. You're breaking my heart. Stop these articles. Make me laugh. Do not make me wish some people didn't exist.

"Gross" Social Media Trend Capitalizing On Down Syndrome For Adult Content Faces Backlash

I'd upvote you but the topic is so heinous, all I can do us make "that face" and hope it doesn't freeze that way. Farging monster people. T, you're absolutely right. Why would anyone do this?

"Gross" Social Media Trend Capitalizing On Down Syndrome For Adult Content Faces Backlash

I learn things on BP that make me so sad. This is one of those things.

"Evil" Woman Faces Prison Time For Torturing Animals On Camera For Social Media Likes

41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

Careless whisper is gold. You do that one at the grocery store and then walk away from your partner leaving them to accept the blame. Extra points if you ate pork the night before.

Netizens Discuss Their 30 Unique Body Features, From Beaded Hair To Having 6 Wisdom Teeth

During peri menopause, my sweat made colors bleed. I had a human size white spot on my green sheets. I'm better now

"It Was Horrific": 20 Examples Of Incredibly Unhealthy Things Folks Have Seen Other People Do

Ick. I had a friend that did that

41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

Opposite here. It's more being really concerned about what I ate that fermented into this abomination. Or the Las Vegas cut that literally smells like vodka and car exhaust.

41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

Trim the hedges. Full shave, for me, means infected hair folicals. How attractive and comfortable that is /s

Girlfriend Fakes Strawberry Allergy, Guy Finds Out It Was Just Preference And Is Beyond Livid

Trad-Wife Influencer Leaves Piers Morgan Stunned With Her Defense Of Racist White Mom

Who calls a little kid a name? Any name. T w a t. She's old enough to be called a name

A girl • commented on 7 posts 1 day ago

Trad-Wife Influencer Leaves Piers Morgan Stunned With Her Defense Of Racist White Mom

This woman earned money to b a d bag. How horrible are you to call a KID a name?

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

I'll poach a chicken breast, in white wine, but beef is sacred. Trial by fire just until it stops mooing

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

These people become moms and dads. I'm so sorry.

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

The sourdough experiments of 2010. 30 bricks until the perfect loaf

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

Just waive the vermouth near it. No need for contact. 3 olives please

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

Cream in coffee is when you don't have good coffee. Looking at you St@rbucks

30 Cooking Myths That People In This Online Thread Wish Others Knew Are False

No fight. We eat a lot of wild rice. Rock/pebbles are a thing. Basmati, no rinse needed.

A girl • upvoted 16 items 4 hours ago

"Evil" Woman Faces Prison Time For Torturing Animals On Camera For Social Media Likes

Doctor On Vacation With Husband After He Left Toddler To Pass In Hot Car While He Played Video Game

You see the Panda logo on the upper left of b's home page? Click the three white lines find "Contact us" They don't always read what's posted.

Doctor On Vacation With Husband After He Left Toddler To Pass In Hot Car While He Played Video Game

I'm sorry, Lee! ::does the Homer Simpson "fade into the hedges" so Lee can get the next one:: XD

41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

I farted in the shower the other day and almost passed out. I had to open the shower curtain and hang my head out.

41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

Can you please publish the list, the Costa Fart Chart

41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

Navy Seal, butt barker, careless whisper

41 Things Basically Everyone Does But Keeps To Themselves

Right there with you

Whatthrowaway3756 reply

I have a bifid uvula. Which means my uvula, the hangy thing at the back of your throat, isn't completely formed and is split in two ends instead of one. Basically it looks like I have throat balls.

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If I clench my buttcheeks hard enough, I can crack my lower back.

Edit: I like to think I made 1000's of people clinch their Cheeks today.

Thanks for the gold whoever you are.