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David Jeffery • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

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David Jeffery • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

This Group Shames People Who Had Dumb Opinions, Here Are The 50 Most Unhinged (New Pics)

How long before Andrew Tate is outed as a gay man? I give it another year

This Group Shames People Who Had Dumb Opinions, Here Are The 50 Most Unhinged (New Pics)

Are you kidding me? Are you actually looking at her body? It's insane! Call me a homosexual all you want, this woman is HOT

This Group Shames People Who Had Dumb Opinions, Here Are The 50 Most Unhinged (New Pics)

How long before Andrew Tate is outed as a gay man? I give it another year

This Group Shames People Who Had Dumb Opinions, Here Are The 50 Most Unhinged (New Pics)

Are you kidding me? Are you actually looking at her body? It's insane! Call me a homosexual all you want, this woman is HOT

This Group Shames People Who Had Dumb Opinions, Here Are The 50 Most Unhinged (New Pics)

Yeah, I'm lost on this one too

50 Funny And Chaotic Examples Of The Universe Giving The Middle Finger To One Person In Particular (New Pics)

She could still be President though

50 Funny And Chaotic Examples Of The Universe Giving The Middle Finger To One Person In Particular (New Pics)

I'm assuming Goldmember?

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David Jeffery • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

50 Funny And Chaotic Examples Of The Universe Giving The Middle Finger To One Person In Particular (New Pics)

I kinda like it tho

This Group Shames People Who Had Dumb Opinions, Here Are The 50 Most Unhinged (New Pics)

u're an idiot.

David Jeffery • commented on 4 posts 5 days ago

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

What's the capital of Outer Mongolia?

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

Did you s**t your pants but are too embarrassed to say? Don't be that guy

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

What's the capital of Outer Mongolia?

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

Did you s**t your pants but are too embarrassed to say? Don't be that guy

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

I've always wondered if dogs from different countries bark in their country's language? And, do they have an accent?

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

Thanks for the clarification everyone, I thought I was just seeing things

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David Jeffery • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

It won't get far - nature abhors a vacuum...

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

Does a couch potato count?

David Jeffery • commented on 8 posts 6 days ago

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

I have no idea who these two are and I can't be bothered googling. Are they worth caring about?

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

A decline you say....

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

I have no idea who these two are and I can't be bothered googling. Are they worth caring about?

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

A decline you say....

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

"My car gets 7rags to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it!" I may be misquoting here. Now if America could just convert to bananas...

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

Yep, we've been promised more leisure time since I was in Primary school, in the '70's. Our teachers told us the same thing - what are you going to do with all your free time? WHERE THE HELL IS IT THEN???

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

Now this is funny

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

How about both?

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

I know the picture is her but that signature looks like Taylor Smith.

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

They weren't wrong

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David Jeffery • commented on 14 posts 1 week ago

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

The laughing emoji is the only sensible answer to this

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

I've said this before but I can't tell the trolls from the entitled idiots anymore

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

The laughing emoji is the only sensible answer to this

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

I've said this before but I can't tell the trolls from the entitled idiots anymore

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

You know you can juice oranges, right?

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

And in her next text she asked to borrow it?

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

I think Thomas and Emily need to cut someone out of their lives

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

I wonder why 'yet again?'

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

Just get your mum to use your phone

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

How does one become a starving artist AND a sellout? I'll take that job

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

Does this person have English as a third language, perhaps?

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

I'm working from home - your point is???

50 Not-The-Brightest People Who Need To Go Back To School (New Pics)

These are all - better that people think you're an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

What the hell is wrong with dip?

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

Headache coming on, for me

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

I would watch the ever lovin' s**t out of that show

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David Jeffery • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

Well...OP is ironically the type of person who will actually destroy a business.

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

The perfect answer would be "yes, I know I can afford it. I just don't want to"

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David Jeffery • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

Come and join some of the women I do Crossfit with. If you can keep up with half of them, I would be very, very surprised

45 Times Sexists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves

Wouldn't a completely new man be a baby?

David Jeffery • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

This Group Shames People Who Had Dumb Opinions, Here Are The 50 Most Unhinged (New Pics)

How long before Andrew Tate is outed as a gay man? I give it another year

This Group Shames People Who Had Dumb Opinions, Here Are The 50 Most Unhinged (New Pics)

Are you kidding me? Are you actually looking at her body? It's insane! Call me a homosexual all you want, this woman is HOT

This Group Shames People Who Had Dumb Opinions, Here Are The 50 Most Unhinged (New Pics)

Yeah, I'm lost on this one too

50 Funny And Chaotic Examples Of The Universe Giving The Middle Finger To One Person In Particular (New Pics)

She could still be President though

50 Funny And Chaotic Examples Of The Universe Giving The Middle Finger To One Person In Particular (New Pics)

I'm assuming Goldmember?

David Jeffery • commented on 4 posts 5 days ago

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

What's the capital of Outer Mongolia?

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

Did you s**t your pants but are too embarrassed to say? Don't be that guy

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

I've always wondered if dogs from different countries bark in their country's language? And, do they have an accent?

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

Thanks for the clarification everyone, I thought I was just seeing things

David Jeffery • commented on 8 posts 6 days ago

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

I have no idea who these two are and I can't be bothered googling. Are they worth caring about?

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

A decline you say....

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

"My car gets 7rags to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it!" I may be misquoting here. Now if America could just convert to bananas...

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

Now this is funny

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

How about both?

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

I know the picture is her but that signature looks like Taylor Smith.

50 Of The Most Facepalm-Worthy Screenshots That Aged Like Milk

They weren't wrong

David Jeffery • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

This Group Shames People Who Had Dumb Opinions, Here Are The 50 Most Unhinged (New Pics)

u're an idiot.

50 Funny And Chaotic Examples Of The Universe Giving The Middle Finger To One Person In Particular (New Pics)

I kinda like it tho

David Jeffery • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

It won't get far - nature abhors a vacuum...

If Sarcasm Was A First Language, These 50 Memes Would Be National Literature (New Pics)

Does a couch potato count?

David Jeffery • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

Well...OP is ironically the type of person who will actually destroy a business.

50 Infuriating Moments Where Entitlement Reached Whole New Levels

The perfect answer would be "yes, I know I can afford it. I just don't want to"

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

Wear steel toes for 8 hours at a time...maybe not quite but damned close

Okay She’s Got A Point Tho

50 Not-The-Brightest People Who Need To Go Back To School (New Pics)

TIL

David Jeffery • upvoted 11 items 1 week ago

50 Political Tweets That Reveal What People Are Really Thinking And Feeling Right Now

Taxation is not theft

45 Times Adults Didn't Know Very Basic Things And Someone Had To Give Them A Reality Check

I don't think anyone should use the N word. Black people using it among themselves just keep it out there.

50 Creepy Facts About The World We Live In That Prove Reality Is Scarier Than Fiction

Nope, it’s the right picture :) “Stander had been in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, trying to arrange for the sale of the gang's recently purchased sailing yacht-the Lilly Rose-that they planned to use for their final getaway once they had acquired enough money. On 10 February 1984, police pulled Stander over while he was driving and arrested him for driving an unregistered vehicle. Being relatively unknown to the American authorities at that time, Stander presented his false ID to the police, who recognized it as a forgery and subsequently seized it-adding driver's license forgery to his list of offenses-but believed his story about his identity and released him.”

“What’s Something People Think Is Unethical, But You Don’t See A Problem With?” (31 Answers)

Not to mention female genital mutilation.

40 Cringy Times People Were So Blinded By Nostalgia, They Got Mocked Online (New Pics)

Humanity at its best, huh? Tell that to all the women who were gang r***d for trying to listen to music. It happened to DOZENS of women there. And for those who typically care more about property than humans, plenty of that was destroyed too.

40 Cringy Times People Were So Blinded By Nostalgia, They Got Mocked Online (New Pics)

I love how everyone who makes this claim is white.. as someone who is not white and grew up in the 90s I can tell you how wrong he is!

40 Cringy Times People Were So Blinded By Nostalgia, They Got Mocked Online (New Pics)

Sure. No-one dresses like Cary Grant in this picture anymore. No-one. I went to work today in a yellow tank top, rainbow g-string and fishnet stockings. The only embarrassing thing about it was that another guy had the exact same outfit. Corporate law is a fun gig.

40 Cringy Times People Were So Blinded By Nostalgia, They Got Mocked Online (New Pics)

Either this person never attended school or they were the ones doing bullying

40 Cringy Times People Were So Blinded By Nostalgia, They Got Mocked Online (New Pics)

So, they finally learned to wear helmets and don't produce exhaust fumes and noise? Sounds like a win to me.

25 Of The Stupidest Things Many Intelligent People Still Believe, According To Peeps Online

The statement implies the turbines are powered by an external source other than wind because it explicitly denies they generate power themselves (which they would if wind were the source). "Externally" contrasts with normal wind-driven operation, implying an artificial power supply (like a motor or grid electricity) to keep the blades spinning deceptively. If wind were the source, the claim would be self-contradictory, so "externally" must exclude wind.

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

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